Friday, January 9, 2009
Fail!
I'm apparently not good enough at history to ace the test, so I guess this may be my final blog for a while unless I somehow catch a break. So I guess you better go back to your lives and get off the computer, cuz all the interesting stuff on there has now left.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Vitamin S
Sarcasm is life's purest form of entertainment. Nothing beats telling a friend that they're idiotic through the magic of witty one liners. I think a daily... no, hourly dose of sarcasm is necessary to survive in life. People call me ridiculous, but I think of myself as a visionary in the sarcastic arts.
Imagine the feeling you get after telling your teacher that you did indeed do your homework, you just happened to write it in invisible ink. Or how you feel more confident after telling your immensely gullible friend that bread isn't baked, its mined in certain African countries. Doesn't inflicting delicious snarky pain upon others make you yourself feel good?
If you said yes, than you are a sadistic bastard. But if the occasional sarcastic comment takes the weight of the world off your chest, then by all means indulge in the sweetest of the word arts. So please. Heed these words. Master the one liner, master yourself.
Shake and Bake
Imagine the feeling you get after telling your teacher that you did indeed do your homework, you just happened to write it in invisible ink. Or how you feel more confident after telling your immensely gullible friend that bread isn't baked, its mined in certain African countries. Doesn't inflicting delicious snarky pain upon others make you yourself feel good?
If you said yes, than you are a sadistic bastard. But if the occasional sarcastic comment takes the weight of the world off your chest, then by all means indulge in the sweetest of the word arts. So please. Heed these words. Master the one liner, master yourself.
Shake and Bake
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Derailed
Goddamn calculus. I hate math. Why do I need to learn how to take the antiderivative of a made up number? When in hell am I gonna need to do that? I want to either go into film, or live in a quiet town full of snarky, hot baristas, talking robots, and beautiful women. But maybe thats too naive of me. Cuz according to dear ol dad, I'm never gonna be able to do anything if I don't excel in calc!
Why, you are probably asking yourself, is this loser whining about his problems to me? I read this blog for enjoyment, not to hear the rantings of a stupid teenager! I say this because currently, as it stands, I might have all priveleges taken away from me. My new iPod, my xbox, my computer, everything until summer comes.
This means that I won't be able to blog, which is the only way I can let out all my pent up frustration without blowing up or murdering the next person who tells me that I write too goddamn small.
But I digress. Pray for me getting an 'A' tomorrow in US History, or it will be the last time I write for a while.
Oh, and if I come back tomorrow, I won't rant like a whiny bitch. I swear. I'll probably discuss the effects of sarcasm on a person's mood. Or one of my friends. Either way, it'll be good.
Fun While It Lasted
Why, you are probably asking yourself, is this loser whining about his problems to me? I read this blog for enjoyment, not to hear the rantings of a stupid teenager! I say this because currently, as it stands, I might have all priveleges taken away from me. My new iPod, my xbox, my computer, everything until summer comes.
This means that I won't be able to blog, which is the only way I can let out all my pent up frustration without blowing up or murdering the next person who tells me that I write too goddamn small.
But I digress. Pray for me getting an 'A' tomorrow in US History, or it will be the last time I write for a while.
Oh, and if I come back tomorrow, I won't rant like a whiny bitch. I swear. I'll probably discuss the effects of sarcasm on a person's mood. Or one of my friends. Either way, it'll be good.
Fun While It Lasted
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
WARNING
I am not an expert at blogging. Nor am I technically considered sane in most circles (This may be the circles' fault, however). I've never been one for mincing words, so I'll get right down to it. I'm Kyle, and I'm attempting my first ever blog (Whooo!!!). I will share my thoughts, (as crazy as they may be) and basically just try not to embarass myself too badly in front of the ENTIRE FREAKING WORLD.
The reason I even had this idea was to put my thoughts up for all to see. But I swear, I won't talk about boring stuff like politics or taxes or any of that crap. I'm gonna stick with music, movies, games, and whatever else is on my crazy-ass mind (Belive me, I don't even know what the hell goes on in there).
Now that I've got this blog thing up and running, I'll probably be adding to it every day or every other day. Who knows. I'll keep you updated. And if you like what I write, please feel free to tell me. Just because I have no friends and play video games all day doesn't mean I don't like your comments. Just please, keep them PG-13, or at least a soft R. I'll be back tomorrow to actually write something of substance.
Stay classy.
The reason I even had this idea was to put my thoughts up for all to see. But I swear, I won't talk about boring stuff like politics or taxes or any of that crap. I'm gonna stick with music, movies, games, and whatever else is on my crazy-ass mind (Belive me, I don't even know what the hell goes on in there).
Now that I've got this blog thing up and running, I'll probably be adding to it every day or every other day. Who knows. I'll keep you updated. And if you like what I write, please feel free to tell me. Just because I have no friends and play video games all day doesn't mean I don't like your comments. Just please, keep them PG-13, or at least a soft R. I'll be back tomorrow to actually write something of substance.
Stay classy.
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