Sarcasm is life's purest form of entertainment. Nothing beats telling a friend that they're idiotic through the magic of witty one liners. I think a daily... no, hourly dose of sarcasm is necessary to survive in life. People call me ridiculous, but I think of myself as a visionary in the sarcastic arts.
Imagine the feeling you get after telling your teacher that you did indeed do your homework, you just happened to write it in invisible ink. Or how you feel more confident after telling your immensely gullible friend that bread isn't baked, its mined in certain African countries. Doesn't inflicting delicious snarky pain upon others make you yourself feel good?
If you said yes, than you are a sadistic bastard. But if the occasional sarcastic comment takes the weight of the world off your chest, then by all means indulge in the sweetest of the word arts. So please. Heed these words. Master the one liner, master yourself.
Shake and Bake
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